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Seriously! Did you know that the reason we should prohibit gay marriage is because if guys figure out that they can get cock up the ass, none of them will want to marry women and all us poor women will be left alone with no mans to take care of us?! It's twue!
Because, y'know, vagina just pales in comparison to the wonder that is the schlong. Once men get to sample of the hairy manflesh, women just can't satisfy them anymore. Once men go fag, they never go back.
The fact that men can get cock *now* without having to marry it doesn't change the fact that all men really want dick and will leave women out in the cold the instant they can sign away half their property to another penis (all women, of course, also hate the vajayjay - everyone loves the beefstick).
http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/the_best_argument_against_gay_marriage_ever/#When:11:18:00Z - A hilarious blog post responding to David Klinghoffer's statements quoting Catullus (Carmen 61:134-141) as his reason against Gay Marriage.
Because, y'know, vagina just pales in comparison to the wonder that is the schlong. Once men get to sample of the hairy manflesh, women just can't satisfy them anymore. Once men go fag, they never go back.
The fact that men can get cock *now* without having to marry it doesn't change the fact that all men really want dick and will leave women out in the cold the instant they can sign away half their property to another penis (all women, of course, also hate the vajayjay - everyone loves the beefstick).
http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/the_best_argument_against_gay_marriage_ever/#When:11:18:00Z - A hilarious blog post responding to David Klinghoffer's statements quoting Catullus (Carmen 61:134-141) as his reason against Gay Marriage.
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Date: 6/30/09 09:52 pm (UTC)From:I LOL'd at the original blog post too, so I had to re-post it!