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OMG did you know that millions of people are NOT DYING from vaccines every day!
Srsly! And, like, most of them don't even experience the side effects that the vaccine companies WARN YOU ABOUT!
It's scary! I mean, like these scientists are all like messing around with viruses and stuff and looking at them and analyzing them and cutting them up and rearranging them and doing spooky things with them! They totally take them apart and then build these chemicals that trick your body into thinking it has the virus when it really doesn't so that your body makes its own ANTIBODIES against the viruses.
They actually put these chemical mixtures into your body at FRACTIONS of the potency of the REAL VIRUS! And your body BELIEVES it and starts producing ANTIBODIES!!!!! They're, like, building this microsopic army INSIDE you, using YOUR OWN IMMUNE SYSTEM!
And some people even have REACTIONS to them! Really, I'm not making this up guys, they even ADMIT it!
It's totally freaky what science is up to these days. I just had the Hepatitus B vaccine and I was told to expect soreness around the injection site and maybe even a light fever! Then, they even said, right to my face, that I should call them if I got a fever over 99 degrees or if I was vomiting! How scary is that! I'm totally going to avoid dying of a virus that causes painful and prolonged liver failure, but I might get a fever instead! That's just whacked!
What's even more crazy, tho, is that I'm totally not sick or sore or anything! And that happens to thousands of people ALL THE TIME!
Dude, science is scary and has just manipulated my body into being all defensive and stuff against a deadly virus. That's totally wierd!
Srsly! And, like, most of them don't even experience the side effects that the vaccine companies WARN YOU ABOUT!
It's scary! I mean, like these scientists are all like messing around with viruses and stuff and looking at them and analyzing them and cutting them up and rearranging them and doing spooky things with them! They totally take them apart and then build these chemicals that trick your body into thinking it has the virus when it really doesn't so that your body makes its own ANTIBODIES against the viruses.
They actually put these chemical mixtures into your body at FRACTIONS of the potency of the REAL VIRUS! And your body BELIEVES it and starts producing ANTIBODIES!!!!! They're, like, building this microsopic army INSIDE you, using YOUR OWN IMMUNE SYSTEM!
And some people even have REACTIONS to them! Really, I'm not making this up guys, they even ADMIT it!
It's totally freaky what science is up to these days. I just had the Hepatitus B vaccine and I was told to expect soreness around the injection site and maybe even a light fever! Then, they even said, right to my face, that I should call them if I got a fever over 99 degrees or if I was vomiting! How scary is that! I'm totally going to avoid dying of a virus that causes painful and prolonged liver failure, but I might get a fever instead! That's just whacked!
What's even more crazy, tho, is that I'm totally not sick or sore or anything! And that happens to thousands of people ALL THE TIME!
Dude, science is scary and has just manipulated my body into being all defensive and stuff against a deadly virus. That's totally wierd!
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Date: 6/11/09 03:18 pm (UTC)From:My HMO does not have me as qualified to receive Gardasil because I am older than the recommended profile. This frustrates me! Their expectation about my exposure in that sort of thinking pisses me off! Grr! When school slacks off a little I need to go after these other issues.
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Date: 6/11/09 04:06 pm (UTC)From:Fortunately, recent studies have shown that women up to age 45 still receive a 91% benefit to the vaccine and when they conclude their 4-year longitudinal study in November (as per the FDA request), Merk will reapply for approval for the age group 27-45.
However, if you're willing to pay out of pocket, some doctors are willing to administer Gardisil "off-label", which only means that they aren't guaranteeing anything and it's not covered by insurance.
I went to the county clinic for the HepB vaccine, and the doctor there was under the impression that EVERYONE should get it, so she gave me the vaccine the same day as she had me take the profile to see if it would be necessary. I don't have the profile results back yet, but I started the 3-part vaccine schedule anyway. When I get the profile results back, I'll let you know :-)