River: Bible's broken ... contradictions, false logistics, doesn't make sense. So we'll integrate nonprogessional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. 11 inherent metaphoric parallels already there. ... Noah's Ark is a problem. We'll have to call it Early Quantum State Phenomenon - only way to fit five thousand species of mammal on the same boat.
Shepard: Give me that! River, you don't "fix" the Bible.
River: It's broken. It doesn't make sense.











