joreth: (Silent Bob Headbang)

River:  Bible's broken ... contradictions, false logistics, doesn't make sense.  So we'll integrate nonprogessional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden.  11 inherent metaphoric parallels already there. ... Noah's Ark is a problem.  We'll have to call it Early Quantum State Phenomenon - only way to fit five thousand species of mammal on the same boat.

Shepard:  Give me that!  River, you don't "fix" the Bible.

River:  It's broken.  It doesn't make sense.

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