joreth: (anger)
First panel - Me, standing at my camera, hands on the camera arms, looking up at the viewfinder, me and the tripod on our respective risers.

Next panel - A person walks up and places a bottle of water on the edge of my riser without even looking at me, eyes on the stage in front of us.  I look down at them.

Next panel - I continue to stare at them aggressively.

Next panel - they notice me staring and look up at me with a confused look on their face.

Next panel - two-shot of me staring at them, them looking back at me, confused.

Next panel - close-up of my face, staring. I now have whiskers and little cat ears poking out of the top of my hoodie.

Next panel - over-the-shoulder angle of me from behind, still staring at them, still looking confused at me. I have a tail now.

Next several panels - all different angles of me staring at them, glaring at them, and gradually turning more and more into a cat.

Second-to-last panel - Me, as a giant black cat, standing on a camera riser, staring aggressively at the other person, as I slowly and deliberately move a paw towards their water bottle and knock it to the ground, holding their eye the whole time.

Final panel - they sheepishly figure out why I've been staring at them this whole time as they bend to pick up their trash, embarrassed, and put it in the waste bin.

#backstage #CameraOp #ThisIsMyWorkSpaceNotYourFuckingTrashCanOrCounterTop #EveryTouchOfTheRiserShakesTheCameraOnScreen #DoNotTouchTheFuckingRiser #AVlife

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