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Image: simple pen drawing of zombies crowding around a woman. Not gory or realistic, but whimsical like Calvin & Hobbs or Far Side - comic strip style, rather than graphic novel style.
Caption:
Him: "Men want casual sex and women want relationships, it's just one of the differences between men and women."
Me: "Yup, I can tell you've never dated a man before."
Sure, "all" men want casual sex ... until you're a *woman* who wants casual sex, and then suddenly All The Men come crawling out of the woodwork demanding to know why you're such a cold, heartless bitch who won't love them.
Speech Bubbles over the zombies heads:
"Marry me!"
"Long-term commitment!"
"Children!"
"Aren't I enough?!"
"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEE?!?!"
#NotAllMen #ItIsAlmostLikeSocietyHasRemovedAnySocialAndEmotionalConnectionsFromMenSoTheyHaveToGetAllOfThemFromOneWomanAndSuddenlyMenGetOverwhelmingCravingsForTheOne
Image: simple pen drawing of zombies crowding around a woman. Not gory or realistic, but whimsical like Calvin & Hobbs or Far Side - comic strip style, rather than graphic novel style.
Caption:
Him: "Men want casual sex and women want relationships, it's just one of the differences between men and women."
Me: "Yup, I can tell you've never dated a man before."
Sure, "all" men want casual sex ... until you're a *woman* who wants casual sex, and then suddenly All The Men come crawling out of the woodwork demanding to know why you're such a cold, heartless bitch who won't love them.
Speech Bubbles over the zombies heads:
"Marry me!"
"Long-term commitment!"
"Children!"
"Aren't I enough?!"
"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEE?!?!"
#NotAllMen #ItIsAlmostLikeSocietyHasRemovedAnySocialAndEmotionalConnectionsFromMenSoTheyHaveToGetAllOfThemFromOneWomanAndSuddenlyMenGetOverwhelmingCravingsForTheOne
