Monkey Brain: Winter is coming.
Me: That fucking show! This is Florida, it's not that dramatic.
Monkey Brain: You must bulk up for the winter. You need calories.
Me: Shut up, I do not. It's frickin' 86 degrees outside and anyway, I have heat at the house.
Monkey Brain: Winter is coming.
Me: Stop saying that!
Monkey Brain: Eat all the things.
Me: I DO NOT NEED INSULATION FOR WINTER!
Monkey Brain: Chocolate. Pastries. Cheese. Sugar. Carbs. Winter is coming.
Me: I hate you.
#EatingSeason #BrainChemistrySucks
Me: That fucking show! This is Florida, it's not that dramatic.
Monkey Brain: You must bulk up for the winter. You need calories.
Me: Shut up, I do not. It's frickin' 86 degrees outside and anyway, I have heat at the house.
Monkey Brain: Winter is coming.
Me: Stop saying that!
Monkey Brain: Eat all the things.
Me: I DO NOT NEED INSULATION FOR WINTER!
Monkey Brain: Chocolate. Pastries. Cheese. Sugar. Carbs. Winter is coming.
Me: I hate you.
#EatingSeason #BrainChemistrySucks