So I followed a link from someone else's journal to a GLBT (or at least glbt-friendly) editorial website and it told a story about Topless Baristas.
http://boinkology.com/2008/06/20/indiana-jones-and-the-attack-of-the-topless-barista/Apparently, some woman went through the drive through of a coffee shop called (yes, actually named) Hot Chick-A-Latte where the serving girls (I assume - there was no mention of men) serve your coffee topless. The woman at the drive through was wearing pasties, so no nipples were showing, but the woman complained because her kids were in the car with her and saw boobies.
I could rant and rave about this, but the article actually does a wonderful job of being sarcastic for me. The author describes the woes that befall children when they are exposed to body parts and how damaging nipples can be to a young, impressionable child. Not to mention our god-given right to walk into a Hooters or Hot-Chick-A-Latte and not be assaulted by the sight of boobs!
::bangs head on desk::