joreth: (::headdesk::)

How many times do we women have to say READ MY PROFILE before you assholes understand how to properly approach a woman?  If all you're into is sex, then approach only those women who are interested in sex.  Don't bug the rest of us who think you're shallow, inconsiderate, cocksucking asshats!

riplee14: hey
riplee14: whats shakin?
joreth: nothin
riplee14: ur sexy as hell....did u know?
joreth: did you read my profile?
riplee14: no way
joreth: I suggest you do so
riplee14: never read those things
joreth: then you're going to hear "fuck off" a lot
riplee14: weird....do u crry that profile with you to
meet people in the street?
riplee14: carrry*
joreth: I say it verbally
joreth: people don't usually approach me on the
street ... I'm too scary
riplee14: all of it? do u then carry an oxygen tank?
riplee14: ooooh
riplee14: c'mon who are u joking?
joreth: now I suggest you go read my profile before
continuing to talk to me
joreth: a girl in all black military gear with several
knives on her belt is not considered approachable
joreth: especially when surrounded by large men
who defer to her
riplee14: you could sum it up in a much shorter
breath ---->i'm no fun
joreth: I'm fun ... to those who share my sense of fun
joreth: I'm just not interested in self-centered sex-
centric assholes
riplee14: right on....peace and hair grease..have
fun...i was just saying hi....please dont throw a knife
joreth: if the next thing you type doesn't indicate that
you've read my profile in full, I'm blocking you

Date: 3/14/07 11:18 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com
What an idiot. I will givbe you a hug and a cookie tomorrow if it'll make you feel better.

Date: 3/14/07 11:21 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] quadrapop.livejournal.com
that icon is soooo appropriate...

do you really have knives in your belt and large deferential men accompanying you? Sounds cool ;-)

I've found having 3 small kids in tow (all boys - and pretty feral ones at that) works similar wonders on the street.

*sigh*

Date: 3/15/07 04:00 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] sylvar.livejournal.com
Thank you for suffering these fools; it entertains me, at least...

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