The Next Chapter in Online Assholes

[joreth]

How many times do we women have to say READ MY PROFILE before you assholes understand how to properly approach a woman?  If all you're into is sex, then approach only those women who are interested in sex.  Don't bug the rest of us who think you're shallow, inconsiderate, cocksucking asshats!

riplee14: hey
riplee14: whats shakin?
joreth: nothin
riplee14: ur sexy as hell....did u know?
joreth: did you read my profile?
riplee14: no way
joreth: I suggest you do so
riplee14: never read those things
joreth: then you're going to hear "fuck off" a lot
riplee14: weird....do u crry that profile with you to
meet people in the street?
riplee14: carrry*
joreth: I say it verbally
joreth: people don't usually approach me on the
street ... I'm too scary
riplee14: all of it? do u then carry an oxygen tank?
riplee14: ooooh
riplee14: c'mon who are u joking?
joreth: now I suggest you go read my profile before
continuing to talk to me
joreth: a girl in all black military gear with several
knives on her belt is not considered approachable
joreth: especially when surrounded by large men
who defer to her
riplee14: you could sum it up in a much shorter
breath ---->i'm no fun
joreth: I'm fun ... to those who share my sense of fun
joreth: I'm just not interested in self-centered sex-
centric assholes
riplee14: right on....peace and hair grease..have
fun...i was just saying hi....please dont throw a knife
joreth: if the next thing you type doesn't indicate that
you've read my profile in full, I'm blocking you

Comments

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

What an idiot. I will givbe you a hug and a cookie tomorrow if it'll make you feel better.

[joreth]

:-D Yay hugs and cookies!

[quadrapop.livejournal.com]

that icon is soooo appropriate...

do you really have knives in your belt and large deferential men accompanying you? Sounds cool ;-)

I've found having 3 small kids in tow (all boys - and pretty feral ones at that) works similar wonders on the street.

[joreth]

Yes, I carry a switchblade, a Leatherman, an adjustable wrench, a pocket knife, a pair of folding scissors, a maglight, a black sharpie, a silver sharpie, a ballpoint pen, and nail clippers with a file at all times. You ought to see me when I'm working as a carpenter and I have my *real* tools on!

As for the large deferential men ... I work in a male-dominated industry, but I'm sort of an Alpha, and I'm often the lead on the job, so yes, I have large deferential men accompanying me occasionally. It's quite amusing to see little me bark out an order and a circle of big guys say "yes ma'am" and jump to attention. They also tend to be of the "good ol' boys" club, and would immediately jump in to defend any girl whether she needed it or not (much to my annoyance sometimes), so I'm *really* not concerned for my safety when I go out in public, however many guys who would *like* to approach me often are!

*sigh*

[sylvar.livejournal.com]

Thank you for suffering these fools; it entertains me, at least...

Re: *sigh*

[joreth]

Yes, the entertainment factor of public humiliation is what keeps me from leaving the online meetup world entirely. At least once I post this shite, I can then turn my annoyance into amusement at my retribution.