joreth: (Silent Bob Headbang)
This is actually the entire episode of Weekend Update, but the new Tina Fey skit is the opener.  This time, Will Farrell guest stars as his famous George W. Bush endorses McCain/Palin.


My favorite line from that bit:
"John was there for me 90% of the time, over the last 8 years.  When you think of John McCain, think of me, George W. Bush.  Think of this face when you're in the voting booth, before you vote, picture ... this ... face, right here.  A vote for John McCain is a vote for George W. Bush.

Favorite lines from the following Weekend Update bit:

"Joe Wurlzebacher(sp?), better known as Joe the Plumber, said this week that he is ready to get out of the media spotlight.  Though, unless he said it to his bathroom mirror, he's full of crap."

"There's a growing trend among some parents toward homeschooling children because they believe that mandated vaccinations for public schools are unsafe.  This is expected to lead to another trend:  dying of polio."

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