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Thanks to[info]starchy for the link!

The Creation Science Polka 


http://www.mungbeing.com/media/rudy_schwartz_project-creation_science_polka.mp3

Come on everyone, join the fun
we've got thinking on the run
the earth is circled by the sun
Creation Science Polka!

Science classes in our schools
taught by superstitious fools
Jerry Fallwell sets the rules
Creation Science Polka!

The Universe was fabricated in 6 literal days
The humans and the dinosaurs shared a condo in L.A.

Carbon dating makes us cringe
We're the right wing lunatic fringe
Jesus died for our sins
Creation Science Polka!

[instrumental]

one, two three four!

The Bible says the earth is only six thousand years old!
Deny and Jesus Christ will roast your balls on burning coal!

Come on everyone, join the fun
Ignorance has almost won!
Get geology from a nun
Creation Science Polka!

Take your children out of school
Homespun dogma is the rule
Prop them up, watch them drool
Creation Science Polka!

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