Hey, I Heard Of You!

[joreth]

Me: One of my boyfriends ...

Him: Wait a minute, did you say"one of", as in former or plural?

Me: Plural.

Him: Is that, whaddya call it, poly ... amorous?

Me: Yes! I'm impressed you know the word!

Him: Well, a friend was telling me about this girl he knows ... Wait, what's your name?

Me: [gives real name]

Him: Yeah! My friend [name] was telling me about you!

Me: Yep I know him!

#MyReputationPrecedesMe #RealConversationsIHave #AtLeastTheseRumorsWereTrue