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I've always wanted to have some best friends, like in Sex And The City. I've never really had, like, a sister, to just hang out with and confide in and do girlie things. Even as a child, I've longed for a sister to share secrets with and jump rope with and trade clothing with. I always dreamed that I had a long-lost sister out there somewhere, and one day, we would find each other.
My BF is totally supportive of me finding a good friend. But he will only allow me to have my sister-from-another-mister if he gets to watch us eat ice cream and paint our nails and he has to go shopping with us. He won't participate in any of our conversations (unless you want him to!), he'll just be there watching us while we bingewatch OITNB and sip margaritas.
He thinks this will be a great experience for me! He's so in favor of it that he wants to interview all the ladies I meet, to make sure that I'll have the best bestie ever. And he'll be there to share this with me every step of the way! When we go to the mall, he'll drive us. When we meet for drinks, he'll be there buying us the wine. When we talk on the phone, he'll be listening on the extension. All to make sure that me and my special lady friend are having the best time possible.
So, any girls wanna hit me up for some mid-week mani-pedis and the occasional Sunday brunch with me and my bf lurking in the corner? He won't say anything, and you don't have to talk to him, he'll just be there watching us!
It's so fucking frustrating how obviously creepy this is when you take the sex *out* of it, but somehow adding sex and intimacy makes people think it's LESS creepy.
Stop hiring-without-pay women to hang out with you while some dude creeps in the shadows spying on you. It's really fucked up whether there is sex in there or not.
My BF is totally supportive of me finding a good friend. But he will only allow me to have my sister-from-another-mister if he gets to watch us eat ice cream and paint our nails and he has to go shopping with us. He won't participate in any of our conversations (unless you want him to!), he'll just be there watching us while we bingewatch OITNB and sip margaritas.
He thinks this will be a great experience for me! He's so in favor of it that he wants to interview all the ladies I meet, to make sure that I'll have the best bestie ever. And he'll be there to share this with me every step of the way! When we go to the mall, he'll drive us. When we meet for drinks, he'll be there buying us the wine. When we talk on the phone, he'll be listening on the extension. All to make sure that me and my special lady friend are having the best time possible.
So, any girls wanna hit me up for some mid-week mani-pedis and the occasional Sunday brunch with me and my bf lurking in the corner? He won't say anything, and you don't have to talk to him, he'll just be there watching us!
It's so fucking frustrating how obviously creepy this is when you take the sex *out* of it, but somehow adding sex and intimacy makes people think it's LESS creepy.
Stop hiring-without-pay women to hang out with you while some dude creeps in the shadows spying on you. It's really fucked up whether there is sex in there or not.
