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Pants Locked
Mar. 1st, 2012 02:03 amI've been there before, but tonight I was reminded of pantslock.com - an incredible timesuck of a website that is basically my online skeezballs tag but that allows submissions & snarky responses from the editors. 3 of my submissions have been included.
I saw this particular entry with no response, and a response immediately popped into my head. Since it's not a blog that allows comments, I'm just going to write it here. Because I can.
His email: what would u say if i slapped ur ass and told u u have the asshole of a seven year old?
My hypothetical response: I'd say "hello 911? I'd like to report an assault and battery, and also a confession of a pedophile. Where is he? He's lying at my feet. Oh, I suppose you might also want to send an ambulance. I don't want you to send an ambulance, but I guess you have to do your job. Please let the responding officer know that I have disabled the perpetrator for him."
I saw this particular entry with no response, and a response immediately popped into my head. Since it's not a blog that allows comments, I'm just going to write it here. Because I can.
His email: what would u say if i slapped ur ass and told u u have the asshole of a seven year old?
My hypothetical response: I'd say "hello 911? I'd like to report an assault and battery, and also a confession of a pedophile. Where is he? He's lying at my feet. Oh, I suppose you might also want to send an ambulance. I don't want you to send an ambulance, but I guess you have to do your job. Please let the responding officer know that I have disabled the perpetrator for him."
