More Assholes From OKCupid
Mar. 25th, 2008 02:44 pmpramath: hi
joreth: hi
pramath: so, what's interesting?
joreth: there are lots of things interesting
pramath: tell me
joreth: the very nature of the universe is interesting
joreth: you have to be a little more specific than that
pramath: lol..
pramath: what is interesting in your life joreth.. these
days?
joreth: interesting is relative - none of it is very
interesting to me
joreth: have you read my profile?
pramath: will you kill me.. if i haven't..
pramath: i am studying side by side
joreth: you REALLY ought to read it
pramath: gimme 5 mins
pramath: should i read it full?
joreth: yes
pramath: do people who meet you in real life have to
read it to0o?
joreth: and I'm really offended you contacted me at
all without bothering to read my profile
joreth: that's why it's there
joreth: I didn't write it for my own amusement
pramath: ohk.. ohk..
pramath: there are so many fuck offs..
pramath: and most of them apply
joreth: that's why you should have read it first
pramath: just messing with you..
joreth: it's not amusing
pramath: i am
pramath: ohk
pramath: if i lie.. i have. will that do?
pramath: or will you take a quiz?
joreth: you will say something offensive enough to
tell me you haven't read it
joreth: lying is even more offensive than not reading
my profile
joreth: you're not doing such a good job here
joreth: so far you're proving yourself to be insensitive
and boorish
pramath: but i am naturally this way..
pramath: reading your profile.. won't make me
sensitive..
joreth: no, my profile won't make you more sensitive,
but had you chosen to read it, that would indicate you
were not an insensitive prick
joreth: and I don't have time to spend on assholes
joreth: you're wasting my time
joreth: fuck off
pramath: ohh..
pramath: sorry
*** pramath's IC window is closed ***
So, his selling points are that he doesn't care enough about who I am to read the profile I put together telling him all about who I am, he acknowledges that he is insensitive and boorish, and he is blatant about being willing to lie to any girl he meets. Yeah, he's a winner, better snap him up girls, before someone else gets him!
Will I kill him for not reading my profile? Not literally, no, but I will splash his name all over the internet, which he would have known if he had read the profile.
Does he have to read it in full? WTF? No, I spent hours of my time writing out everything about myself for the purpose of more efficiently making matches, but you don't actually have to read it all. Moron.
It's in his nature to be insensitive and boorish? He's admitting that? Tell me, does that really attract the chicks? No, don't tell me, I don't want to know that there are that many women who hate themselves enough to actually *want* someone who doesn't care about them as an individual and who swoons over insults.