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This one actually took several hours of me being rude before he finally got a clue! Would any of you really keep talking to someone who acted as bitchy as I do?
darray: hello, how are you?
joreth: fine, you?
darray: fine
darray: are you single?
joreth: Did you read my profile? I mention that there
darray: reading now
darray: like your profile
joreth: what do you like about it?
joreth: be more specific
darray: you are just straight
darray: okay
darray: okay your face and your body you look so
strong and hardworking
joreth: that was not the right thing to say
joreth: what else do you like about my profile?
joreth: what made you contact me if you didn't bother
to read my profile first?
darray: i need someone just to talk to okay
darray: someone to ease my worries away
joreth: you will find better luck and less hostile
responses if you pick someone to talk to who actually
has something you want to hear
joreth: but you would only know that if you read the
profile first
darray: you thats what i just did
joreth: you contacted me first without reading, and
when I suggested you read it, the first thing you
commented on was my physical appearance
darray: yeah
joreth: I spend a great deal of time describing who I
am and what I'm interested in on my profile. It's quite
offensive to have someone not pay attention to that
joreth: and now you're stuck in a chat with someone
who is not being very nice to you
darray: okay am sorry
joreth: you will find better responses if you read the
profile first
joreth: it is to your benefit to do so ... you will find the
kind of response you want that way
darray: yeah
darray: i have done that
darray: so you love maths
joreth: now, if you'd like to start over, try it again
joreth: I was good at math in high school and
college
joreth: mainly the math I use now is geometry
darray: thats nice
darray: thats cool
darray: so you are not single right
joreth: I am involved in several polyamorous
relationships
darray: why
joreth: read my profile
darray: yeah
darray: am a black
darray: am single
joreth: I don't care about your race or your availability
joreth: read my profile
darray: am not getting any younger am also looking
for an intimate lady a lady who i can trust and respect
joreth: you're a child
joreth: you're barely out of your teens
darray: no
darray: not really
joreth: you're 20
joreth: that's barely out of teens
darray: in my 30s
joreth: then fix your profile
darray: yeah am new thats why
darray: do you mind if i send you my pic
joreth: I can see your pic just fine
joreth: it's in your profile
darray: okay
joreth: we don't seem to be getting anywhere
darray: hi
joreth: hi
darray: had a little problem with my server
joreth: ok
darray: well do you have an id on yahoomail
joreth: no
darray: okay i will like us to get to know each other
more
darray: i like you i want us to know each other more
joreth: so start talking then, because so far
youhaven't impressed me
joreth: I say quite a bit about myself in my profile
joreth: and you haven't talked about any of it
joreth: your profile is empty so I can't talk about
anything about you
darray: well i dont say much about myself on my
profile
joreth: you don't say anything about yourself on your
profile
darray: okay it will be better if i rather tell you
joreth: then tell
darray: well am thomas by name am a computer
scientist i finshed from the university of florida in
tampa
darray: my mum is from africa and my dad is from
california
darray: well am working on my own instiution now
darray: are u still there
joreth: yes
darray: but the only problem i have is i just need a
woman somone to love someone to make me happy
someone that i could come home and always give a
kiss
joreth: ok, seriously ... go read my profile
darray: am tired of dating flirts and unserious lady
darray: okay i no you are not single
darray: that means we arent good for each other
joreth: so then why do you want to talk to me?
darray: beacuse i feel like talking to you i need
someone like you
joreth: what does "someone like you" mean ... what
am I "like"?
darray: you know you are not just a lady you are an
hardworking lady thats what an hardworking man
needs
joreth: you have very little idea about who I am
joreth: first of all, the term "hardworking" covers a
wide range of attributes
darray: i know but i could get to know you more
darray: i mean we could get to know each other
more
joreth: second of all, it doesn't cover an even wider
range of attributes for which we are most decidecly
not compatible
darray: it does to me you like a tomboy who could
make me laugh
joreth: I'm very dry, cynical and introverted ... that
combination does not usually make people laugh
joreth: I'm better at antagonizing people
darray: its still the same am not use to dating on net
this my first time and i dont think i gat all the whole
time to start searching
joreth: well, unless you're planning to die in the next
year, you are overly worried about time
joreth: and I don't date online either
darray: so do i
darray: am out of words
joreth: I'm not hardworking, I'm lazy, I'm mean, I'm
bad-tempered, I'm opinionated, I'm athiest, I'm overly-
antagonistic towards monogamous and religious
people, and conservative people
joreth: so what about that is something you think you
need?
joreth: you still haven't said anything about me that
you like, except that I'm hardworking and I'm not
joreth: so I'm still confused about why you continue
to talk to me
darray: am already hooked up with u baby i dont
know whats happening to me
joreth: wtf?
darray: could you send me a pic of yours to me
joreth: no
joreth: you can see my pics in my profile
joreth: I am not your baby, I am not anyone's baby
darray: okay okay okay
joreth: I am an independent adult and you are only
digging yourself deeper and deeper
darray: alright joreth
joreth: why on earth would make you possibly think I
would want to send you my picture?
joreth: why = what
darray: since you dont want me i think iwill just have
to leave
joreth: wow, and it only took you several hours to get
a clue!
joreth: congratuations
joreth: next time, read the fucking profile and pick a
girl who has anything in common with you
darray: alright its my first time so thanks for the little
argument
joreth: consider it a public service ... READ THE
PROFILES
joreth: I won't be the last one to do this to you if you
don't
joreth: this approach doesn't work in real life either,
so your virginity online is not a valid excuse
darray: alright i will do just tthat
darray: so could you give me a clue on what to do
joreth: READ
joreth: THE
joreth: PROFILE
joreth: don't contact girls who dont' have
anything in common with you
joreth: only approach those who have something of
interest to you
joreth: it's really not that hard
darray: okay i will
darray: thanks anyway
joreth: fine, you?
darray: fine
darray: are you single?
joreth: Did you read my profile? I mention that there
darray: reading now
darray: like your profile
joreth: what do you like about it?
joreth: be more specific
darray: you are just straight
darray: okay
darray: okay your face and your body you look so
strong and hardworking
joreth: that was not the right thing to say
joreth: what else do you like about my profile?
joreth: what made you contact me if you didn't bother
to read my profile first?
darray: i need someone just to talk to okay
darray: someone to ease my worries away
joreth: you will find better luck and less hostile
responses if you pick someone to talk to who actually
has something you want to hear
joreth: but you would only know that if you read the
profile first
darray: you thats what i just did
joreth: you contacted me first without reading, and
when I suggested you read it, the first thing you
commented on was my physical appearance
darray: yeah
joreth: I spend a great deal of time describing who I
am and what I'm interested in on my profile. It's quite
offensive to have someone not pay attention to that
joreth: and now you're stuck in a chat with someone
who is not being very nice to you
darray: okay am sorry
joreth: you will find better responses if you read the
profile first
joreth: it is to your benefit to do so ... you will find the
kind of response you want that way
darray: yeah
darray: i have done that
darray: so you love maths
joreth: now, if you'd like to start over, try it again
joreth: I was good at math in high school and
college
joreth: mainly the math I use now is geometry
darray: thats nice
darray: thats cool
darray: so you are not single right
joreth: I am involved in several polyamorous
relationships
darray: why
joreth: read my profile
darray: yeah
darray: am a black
darray: am single
joreth: I don't care about your race or your availability
joreth: read my profile
darray: am not getting any younger am also looking
for an intimate lady a lady who i can trust and respect
joreth: you're a child
joreth: you're barely out of your teens
darray: no
darray: not really
joreth: you're 20
joreth: that's barely out of teens
darray: in my 30s
joreth: then fix your profile
darray: yeah am new thats why
darray: do you mind if i send you my pic
joreth: I can see your pic just fine
joreth: it's in your profile
darray: okay
joreth: we don't seem to be getting anywhere
darray: hi
joreth: hi
darray: had a little problem with my server
joreth: ok
darray: well do you have an id on yahoomail
joreth: no
darray: okay i will like us to get to know each other
more
darray: i like you i want us to know each other more
joreth: so start talking then, because so far
youhaven't impressed me
joreth: I say quite a bit about myself in my profile
joreth: and you haven't talked about any of it
joreth: your profile is empty so I can't talk about
anything about you
darray: well i dont say much about myself on my
profile
joreth: you don't say anything about yourself on your
profile
darray: okay it will be better if i rather tell you
joreth: then tell
darray: well am thomas by name am a computer
scientist i finshed from the university of florida in
tampa
darray: my mum is from africa and my dad is from
california
darray: well am working on my own instiution now
darray: are u still there
joreth: yes
darray: but the only problem i have is i just need a
woman somone to love someone to make me happy
someone that i could come home and always give a
kiss
joreth: ok, seriously ... go read my profile
darray: am tired of dating flirts and unserious lady
darray: okay i no you are not single
darray: that means we arent good for each other
joreth: so then why do you want to talk to me?
darray: beacuse i feel like talking to you i need
someone like you
joreth: what does "someone like you" mean ... what
am I "like"?
darray: you know you are not just a lady you are an
hardworking lady thats what an hardworking man
needs
joreth: you have very little idea about who I am
joreth: first of all, the term "hardworking" covers a
wide range of attributes
darray: i know but i could get to know you more
darray: i mean we could get to know each other
more
joreth: second of all, it doesn't cover an even wider
range of attributes for which we are most decidecly
not compatible
darray: it does to me you like a tomboy who could
make me laugh
joreth: I'm very dry, cynical and introverted ... that
combination does not usually make people laugh
joreth: I'm better at antagonizing people
darray: its still the same am not use to dating on net
this my first time and i dont think i gat all the whole
time to start searching
joreth: well, unless you're planning to die in the next
year, you are overly worried about time
joreth: and I don't date online either
darray: so do i
darray: am out of words
joreth: I'm not hardworking, I'm lazy, I'm mean, I'm
bad-tempered, I'm opinionated, I'm athiest, I'm overly-
antagonistic towards monogamous and religious
people, and conservative people
joreth: so what about that is something you think you
need?
joreth: you still haven't said anything about me that
you like, except that I'm hardworking and I'm not
joreth: so I'm still confused about why you continue
to talk to me
darray: am already hooked up with u baby i dont
know whats happening to me
joreth: wtf?
darray: could you send me a pic of yours to me
joreth: no
joreth: you can see my pics in my profile
joreth: I am not your baby, I am not anyone's baby
darray: okay okay okay
joreth: I am an independent adult and you are only
digging yourself deeper and deeper
darray: alright joreth
joreth: why on earth would make you possibly think I
would want to send you my picture?
joreth: why = what
darray: since you dont want me i think iwill just have
to leave
joreth: wow, and it only took you several hours to get
a clue!
joreth: congratuations
joreth: next time, read the fucking profile and pick a
girl who has anything in common with you
darray: alright its my first time so thanks for the little
argument
joreth: consider it a public service ... READ THE
PROFILES
joreth: I won't be the last one to do this to you if you
don't
joreth: this approach doesn't work in real life either,
so your virginity online is not a valid excuse
darray: alright i will do just tthat
darray: so could you give me a clue on what to do
joreth: READ
joreth: THE
joreth: PROFILE
joreth: don't contact girls who dont' have
anything in common with you
joreth: only approach those who have something of
interest to you
joreth: it's really not that hard
darray: okay i will
darray: thanks anyway
