Ooh Ooh! Fun With Online Skeezballs

[joreth]

I wish IMs translated condescension better.  I'm really good at being condescending, but I think it loses a little something without the arrogant baby-talk tone of voice.  Anyway, be amused:

nyctoscottsdale:  hello
joreth:  hi
nyctoscottsdale:  damn you are in good shape
joreth:  did you read my profile?
nyctoscottsdale:  yes
joreth:  and that's the line you choose to open with?
joreth:  is your reading comprehension not very
good?
joreth:  because if you have some sort of learning
disorder, I can alter my speech to accomodate

No further response.

Comments

[funky-firelord.livejournal.com]

Condescending is a vocal art form I like to think,
One I have perfected in my humble opinion, My mother says so, so it must be true.

I think the guy got the point though :-)
Translating into text is a little more difficult I find, It's why I myself butcher the rules of grammar trying to make text more expressive in chat. Otherwise it takes up 5 lines for just one insult..

:-)