joreth | Dear Santa, actually, I don't think I've been all that bad...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,

figmentj (-5000 points). In February I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I pushed

the_no_lj_d in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole

seinneann_ceoil 's purse (30 points). Last month I bought porn for

madmanatw (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5697 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
joreth

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-5000 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I pulled over and changed

corpsefairy 's flat tire (15 points). In October I didn't flush (-1 points). In June I helped

datan0de hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-6170 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
joreth