Um, I'm Poly.

[joreth]

"So, do you and your partner..."
Um, I'm poly.

"OK, but which one is your main one?"
Um, I'm poly.

"Sure, but who do you love?"
Um, I'm poly.

"Who do you spend the most time with?"
Um, I'm poly.

"What is your favorite book?"
Um, I'm poly.

"What is your favorite movie?"
Um, I'm poly.

"What's your favorite food?"
Um, I'm poly.

"What about just favorite *type* of food?"
Um, I'm poly.

"Surely you have a favorite ..."
Um, I'm poly.

"If your house was burning and you could only save ..."
Um, I'm poly.

"No, but if you could only save your partner..."
Um, I'm poly.

"Listen! Your partner or your cat? Which would..."
My cats. Plural. Remember? I'm poly.

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