May. 22nd, 2009

joreth: (Dobert Demons of Stupidity)
If you experience "funny feelings" on May 24th, don't worry, you're just being healed from a distance! You may feel tingling, vibration, or pressure. You may feel hot or cold. You may feel emotional. You may feel energetic or tired. You may have to use the bathroom. You might have vivid dreams.  You might feel pain.  All these feelings are normal, it just means you're being healed!  You should be in a quiet, restful place, but if you can't, that's OK, this will work even if you're at work or on an airplane!

You don't even have to do anything! Don't email, don't call, don't tell anyone! Just close your eyes and think really hard that you want to be included in this magical healing, and you will be!  In fact, your friends and family don't even have to do anything!  Just write their names on a piece of paper with the words "Energy Healing" and leave the paper out in the open, on a table or desk.  You can even heal your pets!  Just make sure you get everyone's permission before you include them in the healing.
Think I'm kidding or exaggerating? Nope, this is exactly what this email that I received today from my great-aunt says! )
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